No clue who these guys are. I will say that up front here. What I do know is this is one of the most impressive shots to the groin since I was in 3rd grade and Amy Willard kicked me in the junk on the playground for calling her a poop face. Seven seconds and this fighter is clutching the jewels like someone is trying to steal them. Warning: If you’re a guy you may actually feel this through the screen. Ouch.
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Video compilation of mcdojo gun defenses guaranteed to get you shot
Do not try this in real life. You will die. Someone put together a self defense against guns video showcasing the dangers of mcdojos. Traditional martial arts has a long history of unrealistic defenses and utilize ‘scientific’ explanations to over explain these impractical moves. You know the ones that go like this, “I block his arm exposing his torso, I step over his right foot, grab his wrist, and strike precisely in his armpit” – and the attackers remain completely still. In this compilation we see the ridiculousness of how some people are putting lives at risks with extremely questionable techniques. Check it out…
Another 3 delusional martial artists of all time captured on video
It’s back! The last article I wrote on delusional martial artists proved to be popular so I decided to resurrect it. I bring to you the people out there preying on the gullible, the easily influenced, and fools who give away their money without much thought. These are the guys selling their brand of mystical … Read more
Watch Mike Tyson bust his ass on a hoverboard
First of all, these “hoverboards” aren’t really hoverboards and I’m a more than a little perturbed they’re charging around half-a-grand for these ridiculous sideways skateboards. Nevertheless former heavyweight boxing champ of the world Mike Tyson looks to have gotten one for Christmas and is shown in this clip eating massive shit in his living room. … Read more
Drunk idiot ruins party after slicing off friend’s nose with Samurai sword (VIDEO)
https://youtu.be/YD_bsDeZtY0 Watch this video then realize you’ve been to a party where this could happen. There’s always some guy who gets way too drunk, or just drunk enough to try and show off. Case in point, here we have an overweight white guy who wants to show off his Samurai sword skills that he learned … Read more
MABS: Fat guy uses the force in EFO system video FAIL
Welcome to another edition of MABS, Martial Arts Bullsh**. EFO (Empty Force) is one of my favorite things to watch in all of the world in terms of delusional martial arts systems. It is a cult of belief where in the instructor pre-conditions students as they progress to believe he can manipulate them without touching … Read more
D’OH… Showtime kick off the mark in this amateur fight
You gotta be feeling like a million bucks when you step into the cage wearing a tuxedo rash guard right? Well the big fella above had aspirations of landing the Anthony Pettis “Showtime” kick off the cage but things didn’t quite go his way. Kudos for trying. Speaking of Pettis, be sure to stay close … Read more
WTF: Patriots be like, “I hate black people”, racist Twitter fail
The New England Patriots sincerely wanted to thank their fans for reaching an amazing one million Twitter followers with a cool automated tweet that showed each fan’s Twitter handle on a digital Patriots jersey as long as they retweeted a message celebrating reaching one million. The social media department didn’t think this one all the way through … Read more
In honor of July 4th, 20 videos of fireworks displays gone awesomely wrong
Independence day is a day that should be celebrated – safely. I have a cousin named Matt who every year invents a new way to almost kill himself. He is a creative genius with a penchant for danger. I am a firm believer in safety, but despite that fact I am always drawn to completely … Read more
Submission Fail: When an Inverted Triangle Goes Horribly Wrong
It’s round 1, I’m not too sweaty yet and find myself trying to lock up an inverted triangle. But as I try to switch to a scissors lock/armbar, my opponent starts to stand up. Looking back, that’s when I should’ve let go, but hindsight is 20/20 as they say. Now look at me, I’m a … Read more