UFC women’s bantamweight champ and world’s most dominant athlete Ronda Rousey answered questions from readers of men’s magazine Maxim in a column entitled “Help me, Ronda!” regarding things like what to wear on a first date, her idea of an ideal date, what meal every guy should know how to cook. And then this.
Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed? (Asking for a friend.)
– Jack, 36, Los Angeles
For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out. I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy…and you’re not taking your time.
Here’s that biting teeth thing again. Although she’s never publicly stated who she’s talking about here, we assume it rhymes with Camden Slob. … Then she gives sage advice about not needing lubrication. In general, that seems like good advice, but sometimes people are in a hurry… and what if you’re an old lady? Do the pipes even still work? I don’t know and don’t want to know, I’m just saying be careful using blanket statements or risk excluding our septuagenarian and octogenarian friends.
Here’s some more sex talk from the UFC Queen.