Accomplished, but most of the time insane actor Shia LaBeouf went absolutely ballistic when Broadway show security confronted him Thursday night, spouting expletives and screaming the patented celebrity battle cry, “Do you know who the f*** I am?”

Well, even Stevie Wonder wearing a blindfold in the basement can see that you are a douche. Hop in your douche canoe, paddle it down the douche river, gain some speed, and ride it right over douche falls into oblivion. Yes Shia, how the f*** can we miss a flipping train wreck that occurs monthly at the hands of an egotistical maniac conductor.

According to the police, LaBeouf stood his Lilliputian ass up in the middle of  this particular showing of “Cabaret” and was yelling, reportedly “loudly at the actors on stage,” trying to cause a scene and just being an ass in general. Those guys should have stage dived and beat him down before flushing that turd down the toilet and in to the Hershey highway of sewage below.

When security finally confronted Shia, now in full on douche mode, in an effort to escort him from the theater, he screamed obnoxiously, “F*** you. This is f***ing bullshit. Do you know my life? Do you know who the f*** I am? Do you know who I am?”

To top it all off,  LaBeouf spit at a police officer and hit his his shoe at the Police station.

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