Fedor Emelianenko reveals significance of “the sweater”


This could be the best interview in the history of MMA. The Last Emperor Fedor Emelianenko for the first time in history reveals the significance of the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory. (All Hail!!) Of course Fedor gives a completely politically correct answer as to why he wears the sweater, and as expected of all true Mystics, does not dare speak of the esoteric meaning. The great truth of the horizontal pastels holds a deep truth and mystery which only the initiated have access to. (All Hail!!)

If there be any doubt about the glory of the GSAV, notice with what great affection the Last Emperor doth speak of the holy garment. Even at the very mention of the GSAV, the Last Emperor’s face lights up with a warm smile. Few things bring deep emotion to the great one but clearly the GSAV has power to move mountains. (All Hail!!) Long live St. Fedor.

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