The Human Cockfighter Blog: Finishing Fights

I think about the sound that it made when Heath Herring punched my brother in the face. I could hear it clearly from 60 rows up at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. That was Brad’s last fight in the UFC, over four years ago.

The Human Cock Fighter blog – I fight at Bellator 26 Thursday night

Here we go again. Tomorrow marks the biggest public moment of my entire life. I will be trading shots in a round cage in front of over 3000 people. This spectacle will take place in my hometown of Kansas City, Missouri.

Human Cock Fighter Blog – Thumpin’ in Tulsa

Photo courtesy of www.okfightnews.com - Cris Davis vs. Brian Imes at "New Year's Revolution" on Jan. 16, 2010, in Tulsa, Okla.

Hunger breeds aggression breeds success breeds confidence breeds a champion.  At Hillbilly Fight Wear we print a shirt that says “Thump A Stranger.” Well there was a whole lot of thumpin’ goin on in Tulsa on Saturday night.

In a stacked card of 20 fights that included 7 UFC veterans and countless skilled journeymen, very few went the distance. 5150 and XFL put together the deepest mid-level show I have ever seen. The greatest part was that I got to watch the show from backstage.

I cut weight with Victor Moreno and Kevin Burns on Friday after driving the four hours from Kansas City in my ‘93 Chevy Silverado. Seven pounds I shed in two hours at the Aspen Fitness Center. I took this fight Wednesday morning following another last minute offer from matchmaker Cris Powell.

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MMA fight gear spotlight: Hillbilly Fight Wear

Good friend of the site and author of “The Human Cock Fighter Blog” here at ProMMA.info, Brian Imes, sent me one of his HILLBILLY FIGHT WEAR T-Shirts this week. I’ve become somewhat of a collector of MMA T-Shirts and already had my eye on the Hillbilly brand for a while now, so I was very happy to get my package in the mail.

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The Human Cock Fighter Blog – a fighter’s passion

Brad Imes is one of the few heavyweight fighters in the world wh
Brad Imes is the only MMA heavyweight fighter in the world who has won back-to-back fights via gogoplata.

My bro started out in the WEC when they used to fight in Lemoore, California. He had the bloodiest fight ever with Mike Dexter. FIGHT! magazine had a write up on it. Love my brother.

That guy finished five professional fights by triangle choke and two by gogoplata. Damn! He was full service entertainment when he was at the top of his game. Brad Imes is my favorite fighter. He introduced me to the sport, and I can’t thank him enough for that.

Mixed martial arts has saved my life. About a year and a half ago I was in a bad place mentally and physically. I am so excited to see where my body can take me with a clear head and heart. The amount of dedication that it takes to be a professional fighter is unimaginable to the average mind.

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Jeremy Horn vs. Jason Guida headline veteran-packed “Arena Rumble” card set to hit Spokane Saturday night

The highly anticipated first “Arena Rumble” event debuts this Saturday night at the Spokane Veterans Memorial Arena in Spokane, Wash. The card’s roster consists of a multitude of UFC and Strikeforce veterans, as well as some of the top MMA talent in the northwest.

Former UFC star, and one of the most experienced fighters still active, Jeremy Horn will take on Jason Guida in the co-main event. With a record of 81-19-5, Horn is on a very short list of active fighters with over 100 professional MMA bouts.

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The Human Cock Fighter Blog – “I must succeed!”

Here I am in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I write to you from the lobby computer of the Sleep Inn on 33rd Street. I of course do not have my own laptop to type from. I did not arrive here via private plane or even commercial airliner.

No I drove the four hours down Interstate 169 from Kansas City in my maroon 1993 Chevy Silverado. You bet your ass it’s 4-wheel drive. No air conditioning of course; that would make me a pussy. It was just me and the moon and the stars and the corn fields. I was of course listening to country radio, but mostly to my thoughts.

Y’see the last time I drove to Oklahoma was back in April. My opponent was Jon Ott, also from Kansas City. I knew he was a great collegiate wrestler and a strong fella, so of course I wanted to keep the fight on my feet.

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In the shadow of a giant: a hillbilly fight story

My first experience with mixed martial arts was November 5, 2005. My family and I made a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada to watch my brother, Brad Imes, compete in the Ultimate Finale at The Hard Rock Hotel. My only education into MMA was watching Season 2 of The Ultimate Fighter on Spike; of course because Brad was a participant.

In the arena was a who’s who of MMA legends. We saw Chuck Liddell, Nick Diaz, Rich Franklin, Matt Hughes, Diego Sanchez and of course Dana White. I stood between my mother and sister holding on for every swing of Brad’s fifteen minute war with Rashad Evans. In the end it was Rashad who got the split decision victory.

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PRO MMA hosts live webcast of ICF: Breakout on Saturday, April 11 with bouts featuring Forrest Petz, Dan Christison, & Marcio Cruz

On April 11, 2009 at 7:00PM ET - Click on poster to watch event LIVE

Intimidation Cage Fighting presents ICF: BREAKOUT on April 11, 2009 at the U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio. The good news for you is PRO MMA (promma.info), in association with Go Fight Live, will be hosting a live web cast of the event so you can watch all the action right in the comfort of your home.

In the main event, UFC veteran, Forrest Petz (14-6), will be taking on undefeated Victor O’Donnell (7-0). Petz has notable wins over Luigi Fioravanti, Sam Morgan, and “Krazy Horse” Bennett to name a few. Petz is looking to get back on the winning track after losing his last fight to T.J. Grant at TKO 35 last October.

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