Every Adam Sandler flick ranked by Tomatometer, bombs galore

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Ladies and gents – Adam Sandler’s movies are so terrible that it defies reason. With Netflix footing the bill for some of his films, and after I saw The Cobbler on the streaming service, I went back to see just how bad Adam Sandler’s movies really are. They are BAD.

Check them out right from Rotten Tomatoes¬†and ask yourself what I do. How in the living hell does he still get work. Don’t say international markets because even those earnings aren’t that great.

RATING TITLE CREDIT BOX OFFICE YEAR
86% Top Five
  • Himself
2014
79% Punch-Drunk Love
  • Barry Egan
$17.8M 2002
77% I Am Chris Farley
  • Actor
2015
68% Funny People
  • George Simmons
  • Executive Producer
$51.8M 2009
67% The Wedding Singer
  • Robbie Hart
1998
67% Stupidity
  • Actor
2003
64% Reign Over Me
  • Charlie Fineman
$19.7M 2007
60% Happy Gilmore
  • Happy Gilmore
  • Screenwriter
1996
57% Pauly Shore Is Dead
  • Actor
2003
53% Spanglish
  • John Clasky
$42.0M 2004
51% Hotel Transylvania 2
  • Screenwriter
  • Executive Producer
2015
46% Billy Madison
  • Screenwriter
  • Billy Madison
1995
44% 50 First Dates
  • Henry Roth
  • Producer
$120.8M 2004
44% Hotel Transylvania
  • Dracula
  • Executive Producer
$148.3M 2012
43% Anger Management
  • Dave Buznik
  • Executive Producer
$133.8M 2003
42% The House Bunny
  • Producer
$48.2M 2008
40% Big Daddy
  • Executive Producer
  • Sonny Koufax
  • Screenwriter
1999
38% You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
  • Screenwriter
  • Zohan
  • Producer
$100.0M 2008
38% Here Comes the Boom
  • Executive Producer
$45.3M 2012
37% Shakes the Clown
  • Dink
1992
35% The Waterboy
  • Screenwriter
  • Executive Producer
  • Bobby Boucher
1998
33% Coneheads
  • Carmine
1993
33% Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  • Producer
$146.3M 2009
32% Click
  • Producer
  • Michael Newman
$137.3M 2006
31% Men, Women & Children
  • Don Truby
2014
31% The Longest Yard
  • Paul `Wrecking’ Crewe
  • Executive Producer
$157.9M 2005
30% The Animal
  • Executive Producer
  • Townie
$54.4M 2001
25% Bedtime Stories
  • Skeeter
  • Producer
$110.0M 2008
23% Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
  • Executive Producer
  • Actor
1999
23% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
  • Producer
  • Executive Producer
$22.7M 2003
22% Mr. Deeds
  • Longfellow Deeds
  • Executive Producer
$126.2M 2002
22% Little Nicky
  • Executive Producer
  • Screenwriter
  • Nicky
$38.5M 2000
21% Airheads
  • Pip
1994
21% The Hot Chick
  • Bongo Player
  • Executive Producer
$34.9M 2002
20% That’s My Boy
  • Donny
  • Producer
$36.9M 2012
19% Just Go with It
  • Danny
  • Screenwriter
  • Producer
$103.0M 2011
17% Pixels
  • Screenwriter
  • Producer
  • Sam Brenner
$78.6M 2015
17% Dirty Work
  • Satan (uncredited)
1998
16% Grandma’s Boy
  • Executive Producer
$5.9M 2006
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
  • Chuck Levine
  • Producer
$119.7M 2007
14% Zookeeper
  • Donald the Monkey
  • Producer
$80.4M 2011
14% Blended
  • Producer
  • Jim
$46.3M 2014
12% Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights
  • Screenwriter
  • Producer
  • Davey/Whitey/Eleanore/Deer
$23.3M 2002
11% The Benchwarmers
  • Producer
  • Executive Producer
$57.7M 2006
11% Joe Dirt
  • Executive Producer
$27.1M 2001
10% Grown Ups
  • Screenwriter
  • Lenny Feder
  • Producer
$162.0M 2010
9% The Cobbler
  • Max Simkin
2015
9% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  • Producer
$22.3M 2005
8% Bulletproof
  • Archie Moses
1996
7% Grown Ups 2
  • Producer
  • Screenwriter
  • Lenny Feder
$133.7M 2013
7% Mixed Nuts
  • Louie
1994
5% Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
  • Producer
$71.0M 2015
3% Jack and Jill
  • Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein
  • Producer
  • Screenwriter
$74.2M 2011
2% Strange Wilderness
  • Executive Producer
$6.5M 2008
1% The Master of Disguise
  • Executive Producer
$40.3M 2002
0% Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

 

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