Trolls are one of my favorite groups of people on the planet. They take the opposite stance to the obvious and support anything that isn’t popular opinion. They make wild accusations and flaunt their opinions as truths. More than likely they know or know someone who knows the inner corrupt workings of the UFC and Bellator’s sinister marketing machine. Instant comedy gold.
Ladies and gents – forum dweller and potentially the dumbest and greatest troll of 2014-2015 is an idiot by the name of Tuff_Enuff_Toft. After UFC 189 was over and the people were cheering there was one guy, a lone wolf sitting in the corner, watching the politics of the UFC translate in to something fishy with the main event. Check out what this mental giant had to say about what was truly a memorable event for the rest of us.
Now onto the mutha****in’ event… people going on like it was the greatest event ever, shut the **** up, it was above average, but a mixed bag. UFC 100 still have the best Card ever just for this complete rawness.. UFC 189 was more a Sports Entertainment show, the fights “over-delivered” statement sounds rather fishy to me… let me explain…
Now – here are his “facts” about the main card…
Pickett vs Almeida – Was a great finish, the sound of that Knee will be used for Van Damme films until the end of time
Thatch vs Nelson – Ok, nothing special, was kinda just as dull as Gunners personality
Bermundez vs Stephens – This fight was all out slugfest, totally loved it.
Lawler vs MacDonald should have been the main event, the first round was boring as hell, but what a warrior Robbie is, ****er got stunned but still kept coming forward like a terminator… So glad Robbie retained the belt, Rory is just too geeky to be a champ.
And then – you know what just read his thoughts about the main event where Conor McGregor systematically took out Chad Mendes…
Firstly Mendes didn’t look right AT ALL, the ****er didn’t even look like he was taking the fight seriously one bit. It’s as if Mendes was just happy to “be part in the greatest ufc in history” and his mind was on what he was going to spend his SHOW-UP money on, rather than the fight.
You Connor nutsack huggers will probably not like this, but this looked like a work… He controlled Connor on the ground, Connor was like a baby on his back and had no clue what to do. Chad just got the headlock and let go…. Everyone talked about Mendes having great Cardio and preffered shorter camps, let he runs out of steam within 2 rounds???????????? I think not, even Connor looked amazed at being let up. The finish was similar to Shamrock vs Kimbo…. You make up your own conclusions, but this smells of UFC BS.
Think about it, Mendes gets paid, he loses and never seemed happier… WTF, you just got beat by a Leprechaun with 5 fights, who has no wrestling, a big mouth and you’re an accomplished wrestler which is supposedly number 2 in the ranks… Mendes should have been ashamed…. Then the stupid **** says the Irish fans are better than his own US fans…. All Marketing PR, then he says Aldo is a different beast…. again ramping up the best big fight for the UFC….
There are just too many things that did not add up with Mendes in there, the after-fight process just seemed too “practiced”.
Mendes saves face with the built-in “I only had 2 weeks notice, I would do better with a full training camp” excuse,,,, ALL BSEither way, Connor beat a guy with a 2 week camp, wins a mickey mouse belt, but their is NO way he beats ALDO.
There you have it. The biggest idiot and example of what an internet MMA troll should be gives his expert opinion and analysis of a UFC card. The rest of the forum he trolls on is no better and should be banned from posting anything, anywhere for life.
Thank you Tuff_Enuff_Toft for being the one voice to focus on for a whole bunch of intelligent people laughing their asses off at your expense.