Before anyone flames me for this post I need to confess, I am a gamer. I have a PS4 and my screen name is seanmcclureky. Add me and let’s roll.
I play Blacklight Retribution like alot, like a whole lot. Occasionally I will get someone who just has my number no matter what. It doesn’t get to me often, but when it does look out. The audio we will be presenting in this series contains graphic language and the reality that video games have negative effects on a lot of over competitive people. It’s funny though so hey it’s okay with us. A lot of technical mishaps happen and I sometimes call Blacklight Retribution “Blacklag Migration” in honor of the fact that the game crashes often, migrates servers, and lags like crazy more than a few times.
So, sometimes you get near your rival agent and the game starts glitching so bad you are shooting at their head, but they kill you anyways because they were really standing behind you. It’s insane. Nothing like getting that guy in your sights who escapes vengeance by quitting the game or better yet is saved by a server migration, which resets your teams to starting locations. It is often that trolls will get owned repeatedly and kill you once from behind, sit on your face or taunt just before quitting the game so they can escape revenge. I have a list of these noobs and when they show up on the opposing team I make their games miserable. I’m an a-hole like that. I’m talking to you XlEliteXl and AssassinDog47….scrubs.
What does this have to do with anything? Well, I used to play World of Warcraft because I had a lot of friends who did. I finally gave it up after realizing that once they lose interest you do, too. It was $15 a month I didn’t need to spend to do the same things over and over. It was wasted hours really. It wasn’t until I was in a random raid on another guild’s Ventrilo chat server that I first experienced someone using a soundboard and trolling the people using it. It was magic and I soon discovered that gems like this video existed! The person records the speaking voices and uses them to anger people so bad they explode. In this video below a person uses Duke Nukem to make a woman rage and then later nearly cry. It’s magical.
Sometimes though there are legitimate hilarious server incidents where someone loses their cool and all hell breaks loose.
Ladies and gentleman, it’s time for the first installment of Nerd Rage! We bring you the best audio of gaming nerds flipping out, being harassed, and then flipping out again. In this particular installment someone playing World of Warcraft on the Horde faction loses to an Alliance team in a battleground event, but he’ll be damned if he will go quietly in to the night! He tracks down his perceived nemesis who is in a Ventrilo server based voice chat and proceeds to ramble off enough trash talk gibberish that we felt the need to share.