Independence day is a day that should be celebrated – safely. I have a cousin named Matt who every year invents a new way to almost kill himself. He is a creative genius with a penchant for danger. I am a firm believer in safety, but despite that fact I am always drawn to completely risky situations. I have even been convinced to jump over fireworks that were shooting sparks and to hold a firecracker in my hand. Yep, I am that dumb.
We all know that every year a whole lot of rednecks utter the words “Hey y’all watch this” before ultimately blowing something up unintentionally. Fireworks are fun and a celebration of freedom, but in some cases they are dangerous. ProMMANow.com takes a look some of the best fireworks gone wrong videos from around the net. We remind our readers to be safe or you may end up on next year’s list.
BOOTLEG FIREWORKS GONE WILD (With subtitles) (BAD LANGUAGE)
ABSOLUTELY INSANE FIREWORKS HIT THE CROWD
SAN DIEGO’S ENTIRE FIREWORKS DISPLAY EXPLODES IN 25 SECONDS
SUBURBAN WAR ZONE
UNINTENTIONAL FIREWORK MORTARS
NEIGHBORHOOD FIREWORK MAYHEM
SCOTTISH FIREWORK EPIC FAIL (Oban, Scotland)
EPIC RUSSIAN REDNECK IS EPIC!
OXGANGS FAILURE IS AMAZING
DAYTIME FIREWORKS MAKE AN UNINTENTIONALLY AWESOME SHOW
WHEN OLD MEN PLAY WITH FIREWORKS
45MM SHELLS EXPLODE ON THE GROUND
BRO, YOU’RE NOT A SUPER HERO
BUTTCRACK BOMBER, WARNING! 3/4 BARE BOTTOM SHOWN
SHORT BUT SWEET, STILL FUNNY
REDNECK WITH A BOW AND ARROW – WITH A MORTAR ATTACHED…
CROTCH ROCKET
ALCOHOL AND FIREWORKS, GUESS THE OUTCOME
FULL MOON PARTY FAIL
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED A LICENSE FOR THINGS THAT GO BOOM
BONUS: FAKE BUT HILARIOUS REDNECK HOMEMADE FIREWORKS