BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!
This gem of a book is available on Amazon and the holy spirit filled this Jezebel slapping daughter of the most high God with the power of caps. Not only that but her abilities in run-on sentences is unrivaled and unparalleled. To say that using all caps and incorrect spacing in the book description is incredible well that is a cardinal sin. Reading it exorcises any demons inside and removes your testicles just in case you had the urge to sin.
Description:
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: http://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61
Now that your balls are gone and your eyes have their retinas burnt to a crisp it’s time to check out the reviews for this gem. Lord Sauron himself reviewed this book because the knowledge inside is the only thing keeping Frodo from using the one ring’s power to simultaneously rape his orc armies. But first let’s read Davie Blossom’s glowing review that 1,392 out of 1,431 found helpful. The other 39 melted like the nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark when they looked inside the box because this book is in ALL FREAKING CAPS. Every letter on every page. Let’s check out what Mr. Blossom had to say.
1,392 of 1,431 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Good for clensing August 17, 2009
By Davie Blossom
Format:Paperback
My wife and I were actually quite impressed with this item. Between the two of us it took 9 days to finish and I must say I found it hard to get used to during the first few sittings, but gradualy became more comfortable as time went on.Although neither of us paid too much attention to the content, the sheer volume and quality of the paper contained within was pleasantly suprizing. The paper feels crisp, heavy and tough, yet the pages seperate with just the slightest tug of a thumb and forefinger.The only real controversy this book created for my wife and I was mostly my fault. You see after I finished the last page I was too lazy to replace the book with another and I left the empty cover sitting on top of the sistern. Let me tell you I copped a nagging!Overall the item was an interesting change, but we found it a bit expensive and not as suitable as the regular stuff available at the supermarket. Together my wife and I have decided just to stick with normal sorbent two-ply rolls from now on, and would suggest others do the same.
User Grogan decided that his approach was to not read the book but absorb its awesomeness in a Frisbee like Tron’s disc so he can use it as a weapon on Judgement day.
1,232 of 1,291 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Unnecessary for those who have a face like a dropped meat pie July 18, 2008
By Grogan
Format:Paperback
Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don’t even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln’s unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God’s own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul’s third birthday card to the Corinthians.That aside, my big problem with this book is that the ‘birth control is sinful’ message is difficult for most regular-looking people to put into practice. I wonder if this lack of guidance is down to the author’s own sexual inexperience brought about by her scary fanaticism and a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher’s shop.
Michael T. was so filled with the holy spirit of St. Marshall of Punctuation that he can no longer type without getting an erection.
283 of 294 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars RENEWED: MY FAITH >: IN PUNCTUATION March 11, 2009
By Michael Tyznik
Format:Paperback
THIS BOOK HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE: I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD USE > PUNCTUATION > IN THIS WAY BEFORE: BUT NOW THE HOLYSPIRIT HAS GIVEN ME THE ABILITY TO> CHALLENGE SOCIAL PUNCTUATIONAL NORMS!! PRAISE JESUS!!
Finally, let’s look at one more and then you can go have unprotected eye sex with the rest. Check out the hidden text within!
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Manuscript for Beginning Coders, April 22, 2014
By
John (Louisville, KY) – See all my reviews
This review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
If you are an aspiring code monkey, look no further! This book is a fantastic example of the “new logic” introduced into coding in the early 1950s by Boehm and Jacopini. This is actually a mystery action thriller written entirely in COBOL! Once compiled, the manuscript reveals what really happened on the grassy knoll that day. The only reason it doesn’t get four stars is that a compiler is not included, and good luck finding one of those.