Once upon a time there was a man called “The MMA Analyst” a.k.a. Karsten Shreve a.k.a. “100 Bulletz”. He has been around the MMA game for a minute and is an old friend of the site. He turned me on to this video today of a rap battle he was involved in using only MMA subject matter. See how many MMA references you can catch and see how many go over your head. Then rewind and you will probably hear some that you missed the first time. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out 100 Bulletz doing his thing as The MMA Analyst at www.youtube.com/user/BetMMA and also at www.betmma.ca. He has some of the best fight breakdowns you can find and has been doing them on Youtube for a long time now.
Some of their MMA references are pretty obscure – what was your favorite line?
That bang ludwig and bone jones line was the hardest…..man…this make me wanna bring my raps back out…
i like the bas rutten “woop woop” LOL love that. uh oh, break it out Kelvin!
check it..
I’m the Nick Diaz of rap…misunderstood but my game is dope
Well rounded an can beat kats with the boxing or triangle choke
I’m the man with quotes…I should stop now cause I don’t flow fair
Battling me’s like Forrest Griffin in Brazil..u don’t really wanna go there
But if you really want to…I’ll oblige…your chances slimmer in scope
I’m Brock Lesnar’s shadow..and I’ll cast it all over your glimmer of hope
You in the pretender boat…I’m uncontrolled substance in every sentence
Your rep is garbage like Josh Barnett after the B side test is finished
You gimmick..a wanna be Clay Guida…so u think you better boo?
Well I’m Jon Fitch just to prove I can do YOUR style better than u
I said I’m like Nick Diaz..but I ain’t gangsta if I twist your spine
Treating kats like backseat speakers..you’ll get bumped today at 6 by 9’s
Man…I’m so sick with it…
Uh oh, Kel’s got some bars…
Watch me finish off cans like Travis Fulton… had me rollin
oh yea…forgot about that one…was pretty good too.
been doing this since you was a piece of semen in your daddy’s ball sack
your momma joined the navy so she could suck off the seamen, she’d go home bleedin from her ass crack